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For the first two minutes this is the greatest song of all time. Then motherfucking Saucepan Stevens comes in waving his wimpy limp dick around and ruins it for everyone. It’s so upsetting. 

No band has ever looked as good as The Holy Bible era Manic Street Preachers. 
My essay on The Holy Bible as the soundtrack to Eric Hobsbawm’s history of “the short 20th Century - 1914 - 1991”: The Age Of Extremes, will one day come. It’s still fermenting inside my mind. When it does it will blow your mind. Blow the fucking shit out of it. 

No band has ever looked as good as The Holy Bible era Manic Street Preachers. 

My essay on The Holy Bible as the soundtrack to Eric Hobsbawm’s history of “the short 20th Century - 1914 - 1991”: The Age Of Extremes, will one day come. It’s still fermenting inside my mind. When it does it will blow your mind. Blow the fucking shit out of it. 

(Reblogged from fuckyeahmsp)

Why would anyone ever go out when there are so many cool girls to talk to on the internet? 

Banoffee - Got it

She got it. 

Kathleen Hanna’s ponytail forever.
Totes formative shit for me. 

Kathleen Hanna’s ponytail forever.

Totes formative shit for me. 

(Source: hometownsarehell)

(Reblogged from cutesledgehammer)

So I was watching youtubes of Indian comedians and thought I could do better than them, so I’ve been up all night working on a stand-up comedy routine for an Indian audience (a Delhi audience specifically). What the fuck is wrong with me? 

It’s totally hammy, but I figure I need to win a few hearts first before I expose the dark depths of my neuroses. Now that I’m obviously moving to India to become a comedian I need to think long term. 

Maybe you can tell from my appearance that I’m not from around here. I’m actually from Kochi…

Ha, no, I’ve just moved to Kerala from Melbourne. But I’ve only been there a couple of weeks and I’ve already got an uncle working in the Gulf.

So I’m a writer, I write about politics. So will be coming up to Delhi a lot. Primarily for the politics, but also because I’m hungry. I mean, the food down in Kerala is good for my waistline, but not so good for my satisfaction. Obviously, Mother Nature invented food, but Punjabis perfected it.

[whoops from the crowd]

Ha, I was counting on a significant Punjabi presence here tonight. I figure it’s my first set so I’m allowed to pander to the audience a little. I’ll be bring out a load of Pakistani jokes later on.

That said, Punjabis are the true global people, so everyone now realises that Punjabis perfected food.  You can’t go anywhere in the world without coming across Punjabis. You know there’s that joke about Toronto being the second Sikh holy city? Sardars go on their first pilgrimage to the Golden Temple, and then their second to the CN Tower.  In fact the Akalis have actually given up trying to form Khalistan in the Punjab, and are going to carve it out of Ontario instead.

Punjabis are so good getting everywhere that they even go places that no-one else would think of going. Have you noticed this guy Sikandar Raza playing in the Zimbabwean cricket team now? He’s from Sialkot in Pakistan. After he finished school in Sialkot he went to study in the UK. During that time his parents moved to Zimbabwe, and then he followed them.

Now think about that for a minute. Who the fuck would move to Zimbabwe?

You have a collapsed economy, hyperinflation, crumbling infrastructure, an authoritarian dictator who has the police kick the shit out of any opposition supporters, including the opposition leader. But these Punjabis decided “Oh well, at least it’s better than Pakistan…”

Ha, see I told you I was going to be pandering to you guys!

At first I thought it was too easy. But then I decided, fuck it, I want the laughs, I’m just going to feed their prejudices. I’ve been working on Shoaib Akhtar jokes, Musharraf jokes, Taliban jokes, even Jinnah jokes!

Although I’m not dumb enough to have any Kashmir jokes. Don’t want the UP police knocking on my door trying to charge me with treason.

And I thought if none of that went down well,  I’d just go lowest common denominator and find a bunch of different ways to call Inzamam “aloo”.

The rest is a work in progress, but I think that’s a solid start. 

You gotta pet him so he can feel it. 

You gotta pet him so he can feel it. 

(Reblogged from cutesledgehammer)

pangakyunlithasi:

Sex Education in India 

This is the best video i’ve seen in a while. I can’t stop laughing

"The boy inserts his indian culture into the female values" 

(Reblogged from kandeyutay)

I’ve been avoiding the scene for several years now, and subsequently lost touch with what is happening, music-wise, around town. However, on Thursday night I went to see my friend Janita play, and supporting her was the above young woman who just happened to be awesome. Since then I’ve been informed that she was one half of Kyü, who were making a few waves on the scene around the time I disappeared from it. So she’s not a fresh face on the scene, but fresh enough to me. Her solo album is apparently going to drop come August and I will totally be getting the load down on it. And maybe even venture out of my room again to see her live. 

Lol I just dropped a codeine in the kitchen and it bounced along the floor and you should have seen me chasing it like a crack whore and crying “NOOOOOOOOO!!!” as it rolled under the fridge.