I once snorted cocaine through a $100 note in this hotel while wearing a floral dress and while watching a bunch of gay guys have a spa together, and then at 6am I walked to East Brunswick (three suburbs north) still in the dress and while bouncing a tennis ball the whole way. So although I’m no longer very good at blogging, I won IRL years ago so it doesn’t matter.

Notes

  1. bisforpiano reblogged this from ninefruits and added:
    Grant Wyeth is better than everyone I’ve ever known.
  2. waxlions said: ahahaha what the fuck that is the best story I’ve ever heard
  3. ninefruits posted this