I once snorted cocaine through a $100 note in this hotel while wearing a floral dress and while watching a bunch of gay guys have a spa together, and then at 6am I walked to East Brunswick (three suburbs north) still in the dress and while bouncing a tennis ball the whole way. So although I’m no longer very good at blogging, I won IRL years ago so it doesn’t matter.
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