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My Dark Star - Suede

My first internet girlfriend’s email address was mydarkstar@hotmail.com. I moved to London to be with her. She stole my shit and I had to call the cops. It was fucked up. It poisoned me against this song for a long time. But I’ve gotten over it. It’s got a great Bernie B guitar solo that you can sing along to by saying “meow” for each note. That said, while I’ve been able to move on and appreciate this song, I haven’t gotten over being suspicious of girls with hotmail accounts. I only show my doodle to girls with gmail. That’s a fact you can take to the bank.

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  1. withabang said: "my first Internet girlfriend" bless you, grant.
  2. ninefruits posted this